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Thursday, April 16, 2009

From I Need a Martini Mom "It's How Big?" (From her advice to new and pre-service teachers. The rest of it is funny too. Go read it. I will wait.)

2. DO preview the whale video you rented from the library that you are showing when studying life under the sea. Odds are GREAT they will freeze frame the HUGE WHALE PENIS while talking about its incredible dimensions. Oh, and don’t invite all three other classes to join you. They just get in the way while you are knocking children OVER to get to the VCR.

Thanks Vodka Mom, I needed that.
PS. She specifically says "Please don't steal my stuff, or I'll track you down and kick your ass!" But I'm quoting and that's okay, right? Besides I voted for her for "Best Humor Blog" on the Bloggers Choice Awards

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