cydonia: Bliss from the Drunken Housewife

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Bliss from the Drunken Housewife

a trick question

Six year-old Lola asked me, "Mama, have you ever met the devil?"

Abstractedly I muttered, "No, I don't think so."

Lola instantly erupted. "ALL THOSE TIMES I TOLD YOU I AM THE DEVIL? AND YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME?"

-"drink too much coffee with THE DRUNKEN HOUSEWIFE"

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